Dead Inside, Valentine Vibes

Who says you can’t be dead inside and festive? This edgy little pouch brings the perfect balance of sarcasm and sweetness for Valentine’s Day. One side features a cheeky skull-and-crossbones “XOXO” design, while the other has dancing skeletons under a cascade of hearts that read: Dead Inside, But It’s Valentine’s. Perfect for your favorite anti-romantic, spooky sweetheart, or anyone who lives for dark humor with a seasonal twist.

• Slight flare at the top for extra room

• Measures 8.5” across the top zipper, 7” across the base

• Height: 5.3”

• Water-resistant outer with silky, wipeable inner lining

• Machine washable for life’s little messes

• Lightweight and easy to toss in your bag (1.2oz)

• Double-sided design (unless noted otherwise)

• Colors may vary slightly depending on screen lighting

💀 Valentine sass, zipped up and ready to go.