Don’t Be an Assquatch

For the ones who appreciate sarcasm, a little chaos, and a solid reminder to keep the attitude in check.

This purple pen features a hilarious “Don’t Be an Assquatch” Bigfoot focal surrounded by colorful forest vibes and coordinating sparkly beads. Bold, funny, and unapologetic, it’s the kind of pen that makes coworkers laugh and silently calls people out — without saying a word.

Perfect for desks, planners, or gifting to someone who enjoys humor with a side of sass.

Features:

• Smooth twist-action pen

• Writes in black ink for everyday use

• Unique focal charm and sparkling beads for a touch of flair

• Comfortable grip for easy writing

• Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings

These make great gifts for coworkers, family, friends, or even a little treat for yourself!