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I’m Not A Taco
I’m Not A Taco
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Because some people just need the reminder — you can’t make everyone happy… you’re not a taco. This double-sided pouch brings the sass and the smiles, with a cheerful taco face on one side and a hilarious truth bomb on the other. It’s the perfect blend of cute and chaotic.
• Slight flare at the top for extra room
• Measures 8.5” across the top zipper, 7” across the base
• Height: 5.3”
• Water-resistant outer with silky, wipeable inner lining
• Machine washable for life’s little messes
• Lightweight and easy to toss in your bag (1.2oz)
• Double-sided design (taco face + quote)
• Colors may vary slightly depending on screen lighting
✨ A perfect gift for your pun-loving bestie, taco Tuesday queen, or anyone who’s done trying to please the world.

