Morning Mayhem

Rise and shine? More like rise and tolerate. This hilariously relatable pouch reads, “And here we fcking go again. I mean good morning,”* and it perfectly sums up the chaos of being a functioning adult before coffee.

• Slight flare at the top for extra room

• Measures 8.5” across the top zipper, 7” across the base

• Height: 5.3”

• Water-resistant outer with silky, wipeable inner lining

• Machine washable and easy to clean

• Lightweight and perfect for holding makeup, snacks, or existential dread

• Double-sided design (unless otherwise noted)

• Colors may vary slightly due to screen lighting

☀️ For the person who greets the day with caffeine… and curses.